Monday Club Annual General Meeting Minutes 10/4/10
Monday Clubbers present: Alex Sherman, Michael Moloney, Luke Holloway, Lee Dunham, Ryan Spackman, Beca Brown, Matt Hardy.
Matt Hardy is a douche
Mole toasts Monday Club
Guy hangs up on AGM, Guy hates Monday Club?
BeNP apologises for his absence, he’s out of the country
“Martin Hall” stitched, but we mention no names
Apologies from Guy and John Monday.
Item #1 – Veterancy Qualification
Generally considered by the group that Veterancy should be slightly harder to achieve. Remains 7 in a row but now it is 20 in total.
Item #2 – A reshuffle of Veterancy Roles
Ryan Spackman to be Technical Correspondent.
Chancellor of the Monday Exchequer. Head of collecting money for dirty pints and money holder in Monday Club bets and wagers.
Matt Hardy is the webmaster. www.monday-club.co.uk
NO LAMINATION EVER!
Item #3 – Expansion Plans
Move around The Savoy?
There has only been bad Monday Clubs if we ventured up the stairs so if required we shall expand to the other corner, where the drunk bitches were.
Item #4 – The Future of Monday Club
-no notes-
Item #5 – The creation of a level beyond Veteran
No level above Veteran but there is clarification of pre-Vet attandees; 'Monday Clubber' (anyone the comes to Monday Club, even for the first time), 'Trooper' (Someone semi-regular but not yet a veteran), then 'Veteran'.
There should be no Monday Club leader ever. But should we aim to get more ethnic minorities?
Item #6 – The creation of an independent state governed by Monday Club
LYDIARD ISLAND TO BE TAKEN THIS YEAR. Details to follow. (raft?)
Item #7 – Camping trip
Wanboro? A man who reportedly owns a pub, reportedly lets a field out for campers and reportedly has the pub open all hours.
Beca Brown’s parents own a caravan
Luke re-introduces an old phrase; “Bagsy”. This to be held in the same regards as “Turn around, touch the ground.”
Item #8 – Reading Festival
Excitement is felt throughout Monday Club.
This will be Falex’s 7th year running. Monday has had a conscious Reading Festival presence for 5 years running.
Everyone should go, but not everyone will.
SPACKMAN MOVING TO LEAMINGTON SPA?!
Most people can’t afford it
Should we go to Bestival? Isle of Wight
Luke Holloway quote of the moment – “I want to dive into some pussy”
Item #9 – A foray into British politics.
Monday Club to take over the world.
Monday Club too racist (not us, the other Monday Club)
Aim for next year’s local elections (2011)
Item #10 – The verification of any rumours on the rumour page
Beca Brown up for MMF FFM 3way.
-BREAKING NEWS- 21:31- Guy calls!!! Doesn't hate Monday Club
Item #11 – The Law of Monday
1. No change
2. No change
3. No change
4. To be rephrased
5. Important – but not technically a law.
6. A) Monday Club Hall of Fame = everyone is special. But BOWG is ace and needs his own story to be told.
b) No change
7. No change
8. No change
9. No change
10. No change
11. No change
12. No more veterancy strikes. However you WILL be frowned upon.
13. No change
Item #12 – The Monday Club philosophy
“Slappa-da-bass.”
Item #13 – Any Other Business
Everyone new to Monday Club will have a picture in the Monday Club Hall of Fame. This also means everyone who doesn’t already.
DEATH ANGELS REJOICE GIG TO BE ANNOUCED SOON.
