MONDAY LAW

  1. Must finish a pint before ordering food
  2. No spirits before 9pm
  3. Must have doubles after 10pm
  4. We must always remember Javid
  5. Veterans may create/change rules at any time. (Based on a 66% majority)
  6. a) All Monday Clubbers are equally ace, but BOWG is deserving of his won legend
    b) Hugs are free
  7. No-one shall be involved in the cheating of a fellow Monday Clubber
  8. Veterancy can be achieved by attending 7 consecutive Monday Clubs or >20 in total. Veteran titles is decided/approved by existing Veterans
  9. No hot beverages to be consumed at Monday Club, the exception that makes the rule is Flaming Sambucas
  10. Failure to imbide alcohol at Monday Club needs a note from Matron and verification by Veterans
  11. Any casual racism at Monday Club will result in 2 sips of your drink. Anything particularly naughty will be dealt with more severely
  12. Veterans who break the rules will be frowned upon
  13. Refusal to participate in punishments during games will result in disciplinary action.