10 October 2010
4 October 2010
NEWS
- Posh News this week - it was written on a childrens menu inside a fancy frame thing. Posh.
- Random heathens in our seats! Mondayers have to relocated 8 feet to the right. Much grumbling.
- Said heathens all got food before finishing their first drink. Monday sacrilege.
- Faxy B likes scatter cushions. He claims to have cushions aplenty in his love dungeon.
- All except Chris and Jon Monday enjoy watching X Factor. Chris said it makes him envy people who are blind and deaf.
- Rachel Adedeji!
- Welsh word for 'microwave' = "pop da ping!"
- Teen wolf carpet arms has got hairier. It's on her hands now.
- Doggie B talks about cars every 45 seconds.
- BeNP gets pennied and refuses to down it. Pussyole.
- BeNP is all about hairy armed girls. As in girls who have hairy arms. Not girls who are hairy and armed.
- After much bullying, BeNP finally downs his pennied pint.
- Spacky desire.
- Heathens leave - original table reclaimed.
- Luke looks like Kim Jong Il.
- Matt gags on a giant chip. No homo.
- Bundog Millionaire.
- Luke heard that some kid can pull his ballbag out of his pocket.
- 'Bring a cake' Monday to be future event?
- Rizzle McCrizzle was "one of the best runners in school, and was in some of the top sets too" according to Lee Davey. (Lee was not present at Monday, RM had bumped into him at the weekend)
- People play Hackysack in Santa Barbara. They do it outside of New College sometimes too.
- Bundy draws Monday Club as an entry to the children's drawing competition. The entry is declined due to casual racism and scenes of a sexual nature.
- Ballcuzzis are discussed at length.
- Jake Monday's veterancy today! Will he pass the dirty pint challenge?
- Jake's veterancy pint:
~ 1/2 pint Carlsberg
~ Jack Daniels
~ Baileys
~ Aftershock (Blue)
~ Gordons Gin
~ Ray & Nephew
~ Vinegar
~ Mayonnaise
~ Tabasco
- One of the worst veterancy pints ever, but he successfully downs it.
Jake Monday is now a Veteran.
...
Three cheers for Bundog Millionaire who is going around the world in a coracle with only Doggin' Biscuits and some scatter cushions for company. We will therefore remember this Monday as
'Bring A Cake Boonday'
- Random heathens in our seats! Mondayers have to relocated 8 feet to the right. Much grumbling.
- Said heathens all got food before finishing their first drink. Monday sacrilege.
- Faxy B likes scatter cushions. He claims to have cushions aplenty in his love dungeon.
- All except Chris and Jon Monday enjoy watching X Factor. Chris said it makes him envy people who are blind and deaf.
- Rachel Adedeji!
- Welsh word for 'microwave' = "pop da ping!"
- Teen wolf carpet arms has got hairier. It's on her hands now.
- Doggie B talks about cars every 45 seconds.
- BeNP gets pennied and refuses to down it. Pussyole.
- BeNP is all about hairy armed girls. As in girls who have hairy arms. Not girls who are hairy and armed.
- After much bullying, BeNP finally downs his pennied pint.
- Spacky desire.
- Heathens leave - original table reclaimed.
- Luke looks like Kim Jong Il.
- Matt gags on a giant chip. No homo.
- Bundog Millionaire.
- Luke heard that some kid can pull his ballbag out of his pocket.
- 'Bring a cake' Monday to be future event?
- Rizzle McCrizzle was "one of the best runners in school, and was in some of the top sets too" according to Lee Davey. (Lee was not present at Monday, RM had bumped into him at the weekend)
- People play Hackysack in Santa Barbara. They do it outside of New College sometimes too.
- Bundy draws Monday Club as an entry to the children's drawing competition. The entry is declined due to casual racism and scenes of a sexual nature.
- Ballcuzzis are discussed at length.
- Jake Monday's veterancy today! Will he pass the dirty pint challenge?
- Jake's veterancy pint:
~ 1/2 pint Carlsberg
~ Jack Daniels
~ Baileys
~ Aftershock (Blue)
~ Gordons Gin
~ Ray & Nephew
~ Vinegar
~ Mayonnaise
~ Tabasco
- One of the worst veterancy pints ever, but he successfully downs it.
Jake Monday is now a Veteran.
...
Three cheers for Bundog Millionaire who is going around the world in a coracle with only Doggin' Biscuits and some scatter cushions for company. We will therefore remember this Monday as
'Bring A Cake Boonday'
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