NEWS

• Doggie B returns to Monday; meets Ben Brown for the first time. First impressions?: "Good guy."
• A shocking 70% of Monday Clubbers eating simultaneously.
• Luke admits he'd "quite like to eat a badger." This bold statement is followed by the meat sweats.
• Board Game Night gauntlet THROWN DOWN! Games include:
  :: Scrabble
  :: Monopoly
  :: Risk
  :: Battleships
  :: Trivial Pursuit
  :: (Jenga deemed too childish
• We all want to go camping pretty bad...maybe Woolacombe?

Thus concludes the News.