-2 HATS MONDAY IS A RESOUNDING SUCCESS: 100% of attendees bring two pieces of headgear and it was wonderful. Although Guy did bitch at one point because it was VERY WARM in the Savoy.
-The evening was brought to a musical beginning with Guy's rendition of the Hokey Kokey in Spanish and Falex's Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes in French
-Doggy B informs that he has MYSTERY NEWS to be revealed later in the night.
-As previously mentioned, it was VERY WARM in the Savoy so MONDAY CLUB MOVED OUTSIDE.
-Rizzle McCrizzle takes over the news:
Doggy B wears all the hats wich gives him nicotine cravings. THUS hats are deadly.
Bundy's kids gave her chocolate, Bundy gave Monday Chocolate. Mole: "God Bless Bundy's kids"
The decided order on Miniture Heroes is as follows:
Dairy Milk
Twirl
Twisted Sister (?)
Caramel Bunny Supreme
Chocolate Eclairs
Fudge
Bourneville
Not all were in agreement.
Is Bourneville truly dark?
Is Bundy just racist
Alton Towers has progressed a lot over the years but Thorpe Park has the most Loops
Are Ghosts real? They certainly make Guy cry. Mole proposes a control group test on a haunted house to find out FOR CERTAIN.
Falex, never one to beat around the bush, talks of the inconvenient rapey truth involved in Bernard's Watch. IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
Martin Hall is a Dutch Mountie
The Gospel according to Bundy:
One must ALWAYS suck a twirl and Suck tea through a chocolate wafer
Doggy B MUST be an assistance dog or they wouldn't let hi into the savoy
END OF PART ONE
26 July 2010
19 July 2010
NEWS
-Sleepytime Monday! Everyone seemed to be rather tired and some pussies even left early.
-Monday Field Trip? Possibly Isambard Kingdom themed or a night walk around Clifton Suspension Bridge.
-Martin Hall sends his apologies, a first really.
- Doggy B gets BATTERED. He was SO DRUNK.
-Likenesses between a certain Monday couple and Miss Piggy and Kermit were pointed out. See if you can guess who??
-BOWG finds a date! A lady comes over and talks to him about books for a while. Get in there my son.
-LUCY BRINGS AN AMAZING MAZE WHICH KEPT PEOPLE ENTHRALLED FOR A LONG TIME.
-Guy leaves early so the news is short.
--------TWO HAT MONDAY NEXT WEEK---------
-------------BRING TWO HATS----------------
----------------NEXT WEEK------------------
-Monday Field Trip? Possibly Isambard Kingdom themed or a night walk around Clifton Suspension Bridge.
-Martin Hall sends his apologies, a first really.
- Doggy B gets BATTERED. He was SO DRUNK.
-Likenesses between a certain Monday couple and Miss Piggy and Kermit were pointed out. See if you can guess who??
-BOWG finds a date! A lady comes over and talks to him about books for a while. Get in there my son.
-LUCY BRINGS AN AMAZING MAZE WHICH KEPT PEOPLE ENTHRALLED FOR A LONG TIME.
-Guy leaves early so the news is short.
--------TWO HAT MONDAY NEXT WEEK---------
-------------BRING TWO HATS----------------
----------------NEXT WEEK------------------
12 July 2010
NEWS
It was Storytime Monday! With Falex taking the role of chief storyteller of the evening.
BOWG (briefly) finds a friend
Spackman's Nicknames:
*Ryan "Sauage Links" Spackman*
*Ryan "Mysteron" Spackman*
*Ryan "Rapey-Fingers" Spackman*
Martin Hall has an enforced SKETHROG
Matt sets Guy Up
Beca offers up her slot
BeNP's fashion tip of the week: Black is slimming
HOPE.
Falex's stories finished with him raping Luke at Reading apparently.
Lee RunsUpham
Slaps got slipped reversed (which was awkward)
Rafa hates his job/life and makes this evident by complaining about it to Guy
You Lucky!
Beca has a boozy Shine.
MONDAY CLUB RECOMMENDS: Watch 'Hercules in new York' where Arnie wrestles a bear/Craig Spence.
"History: Mole owns the fact that the privilege that Spackman missed the mandatory lecture"
****NOTE: THIS WAS A DIRECT QUOTE****
Marmite is NOT kosher
Mean is funny
Beca Brown: "You've only felt the fingers!"
Mole says he will not shave his beard from the 20th august (when Guy leaves) until Guy gets back.
FALEX PENNY CHALLENGE WAS PASSED AND THE ENNY WILL BE A NECKLACE SOON...
BOWG (briefly) finds a friend
Spackman's Nicknames:
*Ryan "Sauage Links" Spackman*
*Ryan "Mysteron" Spackman*
*Ryan "Rapey-Fingers" Spackman*
Martin Hall has an enforced SKETHROG
Matt sets Guy Up
Beca offers up her slot
BeNP's fashion tip of the week: Black is slimming
HOPE.
Falex's stories finished with him raping Luke at Reading apparently.
Lee RunsUpham
Slaps got slipped reversed (which was awkward)
Rafa hates his job/life and makes this evident by complaining about it to Guy
You Lucky!
Beca has a boozy Shine.
MONDAY CLUB RECOMMENDS: Watch 'Hercules in new York' where Arnie wrestles a bear/Craig Spence.
"History: Mole owns the fact that the privilege that Spackman missed the mandatory lecture"
****NOTE: THIS WAS A DIRECT QUOTE****
Marmite is NOT kosher
Mean is funny
Beca Brown: "You've only felt the fingers!"
Mole says he will not shave his beard from the 20th august (when Guy leaves) until Guy gets back.
FALEX PENNY CHALLENGE WAS PASSED AND THE ENNY WILL BE A NECKLACE SOON...
5 July 2010
NEWS
The long awaited NEWS IS HERE.
This week, a new way of recording the news was attempted. Namely, recording it. The following is a transcript of the various reports that were made throughout the evening.
Part I
Guy: 5th July 2010 8 o'clock, Monday Club News.
Gingers do not reply to texts. More from me later.
From before that we had "Kinder Egg Fury" (where an ingenious game involving kinder egg toy holders were bounced into pint glasses).
Matt: Uhhhm... Ben called Spackman 'Orange' to his face... just horrible.
<<>>
Guy: Chocolate and Chips: the wise man's choice
Part II
Guy: DoggyB is in New'astle...like
Part III
Guy: NO NEW NEWS... as of yet
Guy: 9pm BOWG has left. It was witnessed by... a number of people. there was an awed silence.
Guy: Falex is getting fresh with Beca Brown... uhm, when Spackman is not around... which is... [muffled voice]... I beg your pardon? [muffled voice] Falex has also forgotten his name.
Guy: RAVE OF WACISM...Wait no wait... Wave of Racism Sweeps through Monday Club and is GONE. HOPEFULLY. Ps. Chris Ashbolt started it. The Raves of Wacism.
Part IV: There was an altercation involving a drunken woman and her refusal to leave the Savoy. Mole witnessed all and described the scene as a RUCKUS.
Lucy describes the new style of taking the news as "Hi-Tech" most people agreed.
Mole: Next week: Bundy to Monday?
Falex wants to play quidditch. The Loser.
The lad who climbed walls with hoovers (and was 10 years old) was discussed.
Guy: Luke can play the bottles hoohahoohoohoo
Guy: Mole has no friends
Guy: Mole did a gay dance
Mole: Proudly
Spackman is bad at games. Really bad at games.
Mole: SHAME ON YOU
Martin Hall: Mole is looking very good tonight
Lucy: Mole's other name is Mole
THERE IS A MONDAY CLUB TWITTER which has apparently been in existence for months but its creator, Martin Hall decided to keep to himself.
Falex wished it to be known this this was not news to him.
Flying elephants seem to be the favourite.
==========Nathan's Corner=========
"Chris's ponytail is still really gay... and Nathan's penis is still really massive"
"Ironically, the news has not been true since 1963"
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