NEWS

It was Storytime Monday! With Falex taking the role of chief storyteller of the evening.

BOWG (briefly) finds a friend

Spackman's Nicknames:
*Ryan "Sauage Links" Spackman*
*Ryan "Mysteron" Spackman*
*Ryan "Rapey-Fingers" Spackman*

Martin Hall has an enforced SKETHROG

Matt sets Guy Up

Beca offers up her slot

BeNP's fashion tip of the week: Black is slimming

HOPE.

Falex's stories finished with him raping Luke at Reading apparently.

Lee RunsUpham

Slaps got slipped reversed (which was awkward)

Rafa hates his job/life and makes this evident by complaining about it to Guy

You Lucky!

Beca has a boozy Shine.

MONDAY CLUB RECOMMENDS: Watch 'Hercules in new York' where Arnie wrestles a bear/Craig Spence.

"History: Mole owns the fact that the privilege that Spackman missed the mandatory lecture"
****NOTE: THIS WAS A DIRECT QUOTE****

Marmite is NOT kosher

Mean is funny

Beca Brown: "You've only felt the fingers!"

Mole says he will not shave his beard from the 20th august (when Guy leaves) until Guy gets back.

FALEX PENNY CHALLENGE WAS PASSED AND THE ENNY WILL BE A NECKLACE SOON...