NEWS

-2 HATS MONDAY IS A RESOUNDING SUCCESS: 100% of attendees bring two pieces of headgear and it was wonderful. Although Guy did bitch at one point because it was VERY WARM in the Savoy.

-The evening was brought to a musical beginning with Guy's rendition of the Hokey Kokey in Spanish and Falex's Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes in French

-Doggy B informs that he has MYSTERY NEWS to be revealed later in the night.

-As previously mentioned, it was VERY WARM in the Savoy so MONDAY CLUB MOVED OUTSIDE.

-Rizzle McCrizzle takes over the news:

Doggy B wears all the hats wich gives him nicotine cravings. THUS hats are deadly.

Bundy's kids gave her chocolate, Bundy gave Monday Chocolate. Mole: "God Bless Bundy's kids"

The decided order on Miniture Heroes is as follows:
Dairy Milk
Twirl
Twisted Sister (?)
Caramel Bunny Supreme
Chocolate Eclairs
Fudge
Bourneville

Not all were in agreement.
Is Bourneville truly dark?
Is Bundy just racist

Alton Towers has progressed a lot over the years but Thorpe Park has the most Loops

Are Ghosts real? They certainly make Guy cry. Mole proposes a control group test on a haunted house to find out FOR CERTAIN.

Falex, never one to beat around the bush, talks of the inconvenient rapey truth involved in Bernard's Watch. IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

Martin Hall is a Dutch Mountie

The Gospel according to Bundy:
One must ALWAYS suck a twirl and Suck tea through a chocolate wafer

Doggy B MUST be an assistance dog or they wouldn't let hi into the savoy

END OF PART ONE