30 August 2010

NEWS

This Monday will be known as 'Psychic Food Day'

Everyone was hungry and ate well, especially the weary Reading festival contingent. Enhanced powers of foresight were conferred upon the gluttonous. This extended to accurate predictions of next Monday through the door.

Following the foody theme, jam was brought by a new Monday. It was damsen-based and motherly.

A bet was made concerning the next monarch of England. Doggy B wins if it's anyone other than Cheeky Charlie.

Someone (Shep?) got bitten on the nipple by a rabbit and discussed this at length with graphic demonstrations. "At least you got that off your chest", said witty Jake.

Sounds as if Monday the 6th will be a big one!

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