13 September 2010

NEWS

- Monday mourns the loss of many members to uni/work. It is the hardy few who remain.

- It was decided that 20th December is dedicated CHRISTMAS MONDAY with a pre-booked xmas meal at the Savoy. More details to come.

- Chris Kelly returns! He is an unsuitable P.E. learning, unemployed version of his brother. His brother probably has a massive penis, although unusually tiny feet for a man of his size.

- 2 x Bruno behind the bar.

- BOWG has a friend, in shorts. He also ordered a chicken gourmet burger. This was considered controversial.

- Cum is just food for sperm, which weezes as it dies.

- Cumming like a hose is not natural.

- Luke bums Leonardo Di Caprio.

- Jake is now named 'Jake Monday' as we only see him on
a monday.

- It is feared that Doggy's household have got stuck in the 1980's as they possess a fax machine. It is rumoured that they all own shit wigs and listen to ABBA.

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