NEWS

- Doggie B came dressed for a funeral. BeNP has never been to one. Matt says they are a party. Dibs on the widow.

- Disneyland sweets courtesy of Bundy.

- Chris has a half pint in a pint glass, filled with ice and fruit to appear like a full man pint. Still a vaginal pint.

- Loadsa womens at Monday. (Monday Clunge)

- Teen wolf carpet arms.

- Lop sided Buddy Holly.

- Muffins galore.

- Rizzle McGrissle.

- Doggie B still has a fax machine.

- Faxy B.

- Luke's nipple still looks like a mouse's nose.

- Pogs.

- Hot drink at Monday! Again! Words were had. They were ignored.

- Becca and Savlar are dole buddies.

- Doggie B can tie a tie. Riotous applause.

- EFFORTS!!!!

- Two half pints of Carlsberg are 1p more expensive than one pint.

- Doggie B invited Luke to his ranch.

- Ranchy B.

- Doggie B looks like David Brent from The Office.

- Doggie Brent.

- Al Murray at Monday.

- Chris is Neil from the Inbetweeners.

- Phone sex. Vibratinz.

- Dogback Mountain.